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Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 she had bought."How could you do this?!" "I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'" "Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"... Read More
Three guys -- Carl, Bob and Brett -- found themselves in Hell, a little confused about their present situation. They were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a gr... Read More
Don't Pay For Me, Daddy! A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates. When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five." ... Read More
Racing Smart versus Racing Brave Racing in a sprint triathlon in my town of Durango, my goal was to improve my time from last year. The race starts with a 500 yard pool swim, then a 12 mile bike followed by a 3 mile run. Prior to the race I swam 4 times in the last 4 months. With 2 young boys, I do not to devote extra time to swim training considering I already run and ride on a regular basis. My first race strategy decision was to have a slower swim time than usual. I wanted to have a more rela... Read More
Remember to take your vitamins every day Anxious- Take Vitamin A "All things work together for good for those who love God, who are called according to His purpose." (Romans 8:28) Blue- Take Vitamin B "Bless the Lord, O my soul, and all that is within me, bless His Holy name." (Psalm 103:1) Crushed- Take Vitamin C "Cast all your care on Him, because he cares for you."(1Peter5:7) Depressed- Take Vitamin D "Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you.... Read More
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