What
if God had Voice Mail?

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life
(some of us more than others!) But you may have wondered, "What if God
decided to install voice mail?" Imagine hearing this . . . "

Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following
options:

Press 1 for requests.

Press 2 for thanksgiving

Press 3 for complaints.

Press 4 for all other inquiries.

If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1,

for Michael, press 2,

for a directory of other angels, press 3.

If you'd like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you're on hold, press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social
security number.

For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then
3-1-6.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, and
where Noah's ark is located, please wait until you arrive here.

Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang up and
try again tomorrow.

VJ (mbsvj@yahoo.com)

www.geocities.com/biblesolutions

Hi my friend,

WHOM SAY I DID "HARD WORK" & I HAVE LOT OF "KNOWLEDGE" !!

Somebody
tells you that Be my friend and join with me I make you to achieve 100%
in life, some tells I'm equal to 100% in my life - These people tells I
did Lot of work to achieve 100% and used my knowledge to achieve this
goal like that. 

But kindly look at this mathmetical comparison:

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W X  Y  Z

AS

1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19 20  21  22  23  24  25  26

Those who said achieved by "HARDWORK"

H   +  A  +   R  +  D  +   W  +  O +  R +  K  = Achieved

8  +   1  +   18  + 4  +  23  +  15  + 18  + 11 = 98%

so, they are not

Those who said achieved by "KNOWLEDGE"

K  +  N  +  O  +  W  +  L  +  E  +  D  +  G  +  E = Achieved

11+ 14 +  15 +  23 +  12 +  5 +   4  +  7 +  5 = 96%

So, they are not

Hard work & Knowledge is next....

First we need to have "ATTITUDE"

A  +  T  +  T  +  I  +  T  +  U  +  D  +  E  = Achieved

1  +  20 + 20 + 9  + 20 +  21 +  4  +  5  = 100%

So with attitude we achieve goals, more than that.....

We
need keep our attitude towards GOD, becuase He sent  his ONLY begotton
SON JESUS for the remission of our Sins... We need to seek for God's
Love then we achieve more than 100%

L  +  O  +  V +  E  +  O  +  F  +  G  +  O  +  D = COMPLETE 

            &am p;nb sp;                         &am p;nb sp;               ACIEVEMENT IN OUR LIFE

12 +  15  + 22  +  5  +  15  +  6  +  7  + 15  +  4 = 101%

GOD BLESS YOU MORE..  WISH YOU ALL THE BEST

In His Service,

VJ    (mbsvj@yahoo.com)

www.geocities.com/biblesolutions

http://mbsindia.multiply.com

Thanks for your friendship

VJ

http://mbsindia.multiply.com

Hello with love.
My
name is blessing,i saw your profile today and became intrested in you,i
will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send an email
to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i
am.
Here is my email address(blessing_nurish@yahoo.ca)
I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.
blessing
(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
                 PLEASE WRITE ME ON MY MAIL BOX(blessing_nurish@yahoo.ca)