We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life (some of us more than others!) But you may have wondered, "What if God decided to install voice mail?" Imagine hearing this . . . "
Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for requests.
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints.
Press 4 for all other inquiries.
If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1,
for Michael, press 2,
for a directory of other angels, press 3.
If you'd like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you're on hold, press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security number.
For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-H-N and then 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, and where Noah's ark is located, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already called once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
WHOM SAY I DID "HARD WORK" & I HAVE LOT OF "KNOWLEDGE" !!
Somebody tells you that Be my friend and join with me I make you to achieve 100% in life, some tells I'm equal to 100% in my life - These people tells I did Lot of work to achieve 100% and used my knowledge to achieve this goal like that.
But kindly look at this mathmetical comparison:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
So with attitude we achieve goals, more than that.....
We need keep our attitude towards GOD, becuase He sent his ONLY begotton SON JESUS for the remission of our Sins... We need to seek for God's Love then we achieve more than 100%
L + O + V + E + O + F + G + O + D = COMPLETE
&am p;am p;nb sp; &am p;am p;nb sp; ACIEVEMENT IN OUR LIFE
Hey there, how are you doing today? It's really sunny here today :D it's great, get back to me soon and let me know how you are and what you been upto today :)! Cya.
I would be interested in having a nice and profound correspondence with you. In view of the fact that I’m a person eager for knowledge we can talk about nearly all subjects you like. My main intellectual interests are philosophy, psychology, theology and a couple of foreign languages. Above all I love nature and the open exchange of ideas.
